Robert Goulet Joins ‘The Lawrence Welk Show’ on SNL50

Do we now ship Robert Goulet and Dooneese?

Robert Goulet Joins ‘The Lawrence Welk Show’ on SNL50

Do you ship Dooneese and Robert Goulet? Would you like to? Too bad — it’s happening. The fist real sketch of SNL50 was a “Lawrence Welk Showsketch mashed up with Will Ferrell’s Robert Goulet. Welk (Fred Armisen) introduced Goulet as “the handsome, young, dark-haired alcoholic everyone’s been talking about.” Obviously, he was paired with the Maharelle Sisters. This time, included in their ranks were Scarlett Johansson (a.k.a. Mrs. Jost), a belting Ana Gasteyer, and a smizing Kim Kardashian. And then — wait for it — there’s Dooneese. This time she’s got a third arm; isn’t that fun for her? Dooneese hit Kim K’s butt like a bongo drum, tried to fellate Goulet on air, and briefly ate a live bird. But if she and Goulet really did get together, would it be the oddest couple born of this show?

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